"You catch more bee's with honey."

All other items cause a horrible stinging sensation

The space capsule my father sent from Krypton...

...XXX

I came to Corpus Christi thirty six years ago when my home planet was destroyed.

• HOBBIES INCLUDE :
  • Dog washing
  • Feral cat breeding

• TURN OFFS :
  • People influencing schizophrenic actions through telepathy.
  • STOP IT. . . STOP IT NOW!

• TURN ONS :
  • People influencing schizophrenic actions through telepathy.
  • I like that you're thinking about me!